SURGERY

Early this morning, Ben checked into his sister's brain operation clinic. Olivia didn't waste anytime getting down to business. First, the health assessment.

Dr. Schmellow: are you allergic to marshmallows?
Ben: No. I allergic to cats, doctor.

Dr: How old are you?
Ben: I free.

Dr: What is your name?
Ben: Ben Armstrong Smith

Dr: What is your favorite animal, young sir?
Ben: a zebra

Dr: Okay, thank you. Just sign your name here and you may color until I am ready to go. (Trips over dog.) Oh, this is my trusty dog that I bring to work.

Ben: Okay, Dr. Smell-o.
Dr. It's Dr. Schmello, like marshmallow....

Being anesthetized....marshmallow style

Just as surgery was underway, a sleepy Nick emerged from his room and became the next patient. Here's his assessment:

Name: Nick Smith
Age: 6-1/2
Do you like marshmallows? LOOVE them!
Favorite animal: monkey....and a badger
Allergies: Pretty much hair

Soon and without complication, Nick was undergoing stomach surgery, for the second time in his life. According to Dr. Schmellow, he did very well and his recovery should be an easy one....