Dear son,
Oh, sweet Ben, we love you. We really do. But you could please sleep in past the five o'clock hour? See, your Dad and I, we just don't function
at all well any earlier than 6am. If you could just stay in your room until then, you would not have so much unchaperoned time that always ends in total distruction of the kitchen. This has gone on way too long and it is starting to effect our relationship. Please, child, we beg of you....
Your parents
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Batmobile/chocolate powder explosion |
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"making a cake..." |
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